Idag har jag äntligen lyckats fixa en lista över förolämpningarna Valanice får utstå från en mocking bird i King’s Quest 7. (Mocking bird = härmtrast, men spelutvecklarna lägger vikten på mockery = spefullhet, hån.)
- Dragonbreath!
- Quick, go soak yourself, your brain is overheating!
- You smell like an pair of armoured trousers after a hundred years war!
- Cover your face, you’re scaring the horses!
- When you were born the midwife slapped your mother!
- You must have fallen out of the ugly-tree and hit every branch on the way down!
- When you were a kid your mother had to tie a leg of mutton around your neck to get the dog to play with you!
- Whoa! Either the plague wagon just drove up or you really need a bath!
- Your parents tried to throw you to the wolves, but the wolves threw you back!
- Is that your face or are you eating a minced meat pie?
- When you were born the midwife saved the bath water and threw you out the window!
- If you were on fire I wouldn’t lay an egg on you to put you out!
- Is that you nose or are you eating a turnip?
- Most babies were found under a cabbage leaf. You were found under a stink weed!
- You smell so bad, even the pig boy avoids your company!
- You’re so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water!
- Was your mother frightened by a warthog when she was carrying you?
- Did your parents lose a bet with an evil magician?
- You’re so dumb the village idiot won’t ask you for directions!
- Only your varicose veins save you from being completely colorless!
- You’re so dull you can’t even entertain a doubt!
- You light up the room whenever you leave it!
- You’re almost as exciting as a fat lap dog right after dinner!
- Your mouth is so big you can whisper in your own ear!
- You’re so boring your own shadow won’t keep you company!
- The only thing that can stay in your head for more than an hour is a cold!
- You can’t count to twenty without taking your shoes off!
- The only way there’s to broaden your mind is to put it under a wagon wheel!
- When there’s an idea in your head, it’s in solitary confinement!
- If you had a little more sense, you’d be a half-wit!
- When you walk in a room the mice scream and jump on chairs!
- The day you arrived your father went out and shot the stork!
- You have the face of a saint – a saint bernard!
- You have a very striking face. How many times have you been struck there, anyway?
- You must not be two-faced, ’cause if you had two, why would you be wearing that one?
- Why don’t you send your wits out to be sharpened?
- Are you going on a trip? You sure have big bags under your eyes!
- I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception!
- I’ve got two minutes to kill – tell me everything you know!
- You have a pretty little head – for a head it’s pretty little!
- When your time comes, thousands of people will attend your funeral – to make sure you’re really dead!
- Is that your head or is your neck blowing a bubble?
- When you arrived the stork flew around the house for a week before he had the nerve to drop you off!
- Be careful not to let your mind wander, it’s too little to go out alone!
- You have a face like a flower – a cauliflower!
- I feel sorry for your little mind – all alone in that big fat head!
- Are those your ears or fly-swatters?
- Your parents almost lost you as a child. Unfortunately they didn’t take you far enough into the woods!
- Didn’t I meet you in a nightmare?
- Why don’t you go hang around with the village idiot so you have someone to look up to?
- You must be a big cheese. You certainly smell like one!
- Get those legs covered, the chicken peddler is in town!